Brian and Stewie from "Family Guy" performing the opening number for the 59th Primetime Emmy Awards and poking fun at the "wide selection of trash" on television. =)
"You've got mega hits like 'Idol' where Sanjaya took his bow
Just a little boy from India who made us all say 'wow'
With a voice that makes you wanna just go out and kill a cow
Here's the plain situation
A simple declaration
If you want it you can find it on T.V.
You've got 'Scrubs' on NBC in season seven and a half
With the antics of the loveable and talented Zach Braff
Who reminds us that a sitcom doesn't have to make you laugh
You can try to deny it
But we can certify it
If you want it you can find it on T.V.
And if you start to crave a brand new T.V. thrill
They're always brewing up some brand new primetime swill
Like the GEICO 'Cavemen'
CBS was once a network that was reverent and clean
But today they've got some shows that are remarkably obscene
Like the show about a little boy who lives with Charlie Sheen
Oh, there aint nothing to it
You click it on and view it
If you want it you can find it on T.V.
ABC has got a line-up that's refreshing and alive
With its hits like 'Desperate Housewives' just continuing to thrive
And those women look sensational for being sixty-five
No we won't oversell ya
We merely wanna tell ya
If you want it you can find it on T.V.
Now the peacock's having trouble simply staying in the race
So I hear they're bringing 'Seinfield' back to save a little face
And I hear Isaiah Washington is taking Kramers place
Oh, you may not adore it
But, boy, you can't ignore it
If you want it you can find it on T.V.
Now the 'Sopranos' is a show I'd recommend
Because you never know just how it's gonna-
So to sum up the philosophy on which we're both agreed
All the garbage on the airwaves is a vital thing indeed
'Cause without it then Americans would have to learn to read
And so up with the curtain
It's absolutely certain
If you want it you can find it on T.V."
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Comments
Posted by 36rockdude on Thursday, July 29, 2010 at 5:24pm
omg i love stewie and brian !!!!!!!!! like the show about the little boy who lives with Charlie Sheen!!!!!!
Posted by technical1234567 on Thursday, July 29, 2010 at 5:09am
@lilbunnyfufu0900 oh and there is no hell or heaven
Posted by technical1234567 on Thursday, July 29, 2010 at 5:09am
@lilbunnyfufu0900 how many shitty pop stars does America have?
Posted by lilbunnyfufu0900 on Thursday, July 29, 2010 at 2:43am
@technical1234567 canada made justin bieber therefore canda and bieber needs to burn in hell
Posted by lilbunnyfufu0900 on Thursday, July 29, 2010 at 2:42am
@Enzigurator =P
Posted by ChineseMonstah on Thursday, July 29, 2010 at 2:38am
how do they display that on the stage.
Posted by JadeBadClips on Wednesday, July 28, 2010 at 8:53pm
@KatrinaCabrera ok, thanks for the warning.
Posted by KatrinaCabrera on Wednesday, July 28, 2010 at 5:21pm
@technical1234567 Canada's best known for speaking French, Tom Green, Bacon and Moose. That's about it really.
Posted by KatrinaCabrera on Wednesday, July 28, 2010 at 5:16pm
@JadeBadClips FUCK YOU EUROFAG. America FTW. We have enough nucs to erase your country off the face of earth.
Posted by technical1234567 on Monday, July 26, 2010 at 10:01am
@lilbunnyfufu900 you americans crack me up with your bullshit Canada is the country that kicks the most ass
Posted by Enzigurator on Sunday, July 25, 2010 at 9:36pm
@lilbunnyfufu0900 Gj spelling that sentence there. Really nice use of gramatics xD
Posted by lilbunnyfufu0900 on Saturday, July 24, 2010 at 2:22am
america is still the more superior and better country. so suck one
Posted by 25Skalibur25 on Friday, July 23, 2010 at 9:32pm
LMAO with the Sopranos line.
Posted by PepperAnnBootsey on Friday, July 23, 2010 at 8:05pm
Yah, I knowticed that.
Posted by PepperAnnBootsey on Friday, July 23, 2010 at 8:03pm
Well, maybe not. Like, my cuz 'knows' what family guy is, but she's never watched it because she thinks it's stupid. So she wouldn't find ANY of that whole Brian and Stewie thing funny. But people who watch it a lot, like me, would. People who don't ever watch it won't get their humor at all.
Posted by PepperAnnBootsey on Friday, July 23, 2010 at 8:01pm
@PepperAnnBootsey probably**
Posted by Nostalgiahatesme on Friday, July 23, 2010 at 5:28pm
Dude, this is the EXACT same melody as the song they did for the FCC
Posted by Christafairy on Friday, July 23, 2010 at 11:10am
@PepperAnnBootsey They would know what Family Guy is. Surely.
Posted by pokemonrulzx2 on Thursday, July 22, 2010 at 8:33am
@JadeBadClips i love it but someone could argue that an intelectual has to be smart enough to laugh at yourself...if that makes any sence im not sure if it does to me
Posted by MiladyToxic on Wednesday, July 21, 2010 at 3:00pm
anyone offended by this needs to get over it. learn to laugh at yourself once in a while, otherwise no one's gonna like you X]
Posted by PepperAnnBootsey on Tuesday, July 20, 2010 at 4:53pm
@JadeBadClips I know, I did too :) But than again, probobaly none of them stupid old ppl watch Family Guy, so it's not funny for a singing dog and baby to go around making fun of everybody/thing. But I found the whole thing hillarious, I saved it to my favorites!
Posted by orbo45 on Saturday, July 17, 2010 at 1:39pm
@kingofschnitzels i kno someone who thought canada was part of the U.S
Posted by cody55909 on Thursday, July 15, 2010 at 5:08am
at :58 look at the nasty looks that guy from scrub has on has face lmao.
Posted by 2011celeste on Thursday, July 15, 2010 at 1:21am
@JadeBadClips 90% of their references were made towards american actors. so we are making fun of ourselves.
Posted by tailsbigfan on Wednesday, July 14, 2010 at 4:13pm
